because my brain hates me… you’re welcome #youplaidyourself

because my brain hates me… you’re welcome #youplaidyourself

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Good Lisa Simpson (1997) #mashup #imadedis

Good Lisa Simpson (1997) #mashup #imadedis

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¿Por qué no los dos? #falsedichotomy #rhetoricalfallacies

¿Por qué no los dos? #falsedichotomy #rhetoricalfallacies

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Decided to insert my #GTAOnline character into #PootieTang. Shordy Shordy is still an unofficial nickname, that she hates.

Decided to insert my #GTAOnline character into #PootieTang. Shordy Shordy is still an unofficial nickname, that she hates.

Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
Rick Sanchez
(via airspaniel)

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spotted on campus by a friend. #PunchNazis #ItstheAmericanWay

spotted on campus by a friend. #PunchNazis #ItstheAmericanWay

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Bier Goggles (at Bierocracy)

Bier Goggles (at Bierocracy)

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“So for this ad campaign, we thought: ‘What if: Human Centipede but with menses?’” #ads #subwayads #wwtt

“So for this ad campaign, we thought: ‘What if: Human Centipede but with menses?’” #ads #subwayads #wwtt

stenka-razin:
“ In Subway
Everything is Fresh
In Subway
Everything is Fresh
In Subway
Everything is Fresh
You got your footlong
And I’ve got mine
”

stenka-razin:

In Subway

Everything is Fresh

In Subway

Everything is Fresh

In Subway

Everything is Fresh

You got your footlong

And I’ve got mine

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the sidewalk in my hood coming with that hot political commentary

the sidewalk in my hood coming with that hot political commentary

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