Ernest Hemingway was lunching at the Algonquin, sitting at the famous “round table” with several writers, claiming he could write a seven-word-long short story. The other writers balked. Hemingway told them to ante up ten dollars each. If he was wrong, he would match it; if he was right, he would keep the pot. He quickly wrote seven words on a napkin and passed it around.
The words were: “Obama chuckled. ‘You mean the Chaos Emeralds?’ ”
So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
“It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone that wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you’ve built up around your mind and let them inside.”—(via wolflet)
That post, with the blonde in the fancy suit walking into the party and lamenting the lack of girls before turning and leaving? It's from an anime called The Rose of Versailles. The blonde is a lesbian named Oscar. :) She was raised as a man to succeed her father as leader of the palace guards. All the girls crush on her, and she CRUSHES THE MENFOLK. Anyway, I thought I'd tell you. :)
how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it
Most of those posts are made by teenage girls who are probably sick of being awkwardly groped in school buses and unfinished basements by ugly white boys. Wanting something better than that doesn’t make them pretentious, for God’s sake.
What’s wrong with wanting to hold hands in a museum or kiss in a library if they feel happy and safe and fulfilled in those spaces? jfc I’m so sick of people throwing around the word “pretentious” on here
reminder: i am almost always up for museum dates. smooching optional but encouraged.