gracie-law:

zgmfd:

A Chocolate Moose For Dinner by Fred Gwynne

Yeah, so this is a thing that exists. For my teenage Tumblr friends, Fred Gwynne played Herman Munster. 

i’ll be your chocolate moose, baby

gracie-law:

zgmfd:

A Chocolate Moose For Dinner by Fred Gwynne

Yeah, so this is a thing that exists. For my teenage Tumblr friends, Fred Gwynne played Herman Munster.

i’ll be your chocolate moose, baby

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ilovecharts:

Hello, do you accept poorly-made pun-based joke charts? #mywheelhouse
- cuterpillar 
Yes — a million times, yes — we do.

tumblr fame, here i come
new followers: quick, reblog all my other original stuffs

ilovecharts:

Hello, do you accept poorly-made pun-based joke charts? #mywheelhouse

 

Yes — a million times, yes — we do.

tumblr fame, here i come

new followers: quick, reblog all my other original stuffs

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brakesforbothans:

comicsatthemovies:

Final Trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past

Trying so hard to look at this as a totally different story, and not be abso-effing-lutely FURIOUS that they effed around with the arc so hard.

If I had just seen that trailer in isolation, without knowing what it was for, I probably never would have made the connection. About the only thing DoFP about that trailer was the throwaway line about the sentinels killing everyone? For such a classic story, they didn’t even use any of the instantly-recognizable imagery (I would have had the trailer open with a pan over the wanted posters stuck to a wall but worn and aged, with the corners and tears being blown by a passing sentinel’s downdraft. Or maybe that was in another trailer? I really haven’t paid attention because I stopped watching the movies when they became all about LoJackman (they’re faithful to the comics in that respect, at least)).

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weareallmixedup:

It’s amazing how something like attempting a black hairstyle and not getting good results can make me feel less black or not black at all.

Questioning my existence over my hair.
Cursing my family for creating me, this mess is about more than my hair.

— Jay

Same right now. Not 5 minutes ago, I had this like perfectly straight hair hanging down to my chin; like three times the length of all my other hair. Just random straight hairs all over.

Can’t wait til it’s long enough to pull back, but I don’t want to straighten it.

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thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

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stablercake:

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

I’d buy the shit out of this shirt

stablercake:

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture

(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

I’d buy the shit out of this shirt

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